Wednesday, January 11, 2012

English 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10


Kawan mummy hantar email ni...so saja-saja nak tempek kat sini...


This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysians and Singaporeans...

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10
. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1
day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .